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Well the first thing I do is—

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sweetandviscous:

Snooki: “Bring it, bitch!”

The Situation: “No, Snooki. No, honey. Put that down.”

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blackmormon:

supposedlyinnocent:

tangerineeyes:

When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:

They’ll be all

“Um, no thanks.”

And I’m like “Are you sure?”

“Yup.”

“Positive?”

“Yes, mom.”

“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”

And they’re all

Until I cut it , then they’re all

“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”

PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT. ^^^^

these comments make me suicidal 

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fashsam:

That’s kinda freaky. My eyes are honey with green around the outside like the Taurus one..not that light but..woah. 

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