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#smiling animals
I'm Frankie and I be 18! Hella legal. I truly believe I'm a bit more than interesting. I curse more than average and sex is usually the topic I'm talking about. I'm very loud, obnoxious, and a bit overwhelming. And most people can suck my dick. Thanks. :)
Snooki: “Bring it, bitch!”
The Situation: “No, Snooki. No, honey. Put that down.”
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When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all
“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”
“Yup.”
“Positive?”
“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all
Until I cut it , then they’re all
“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”
PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT. ^^^^
these comments make me suicidal
That’s kinda freaky. My eyes are honey with green around the outside like the Taurus one..not that light but..woah.
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